Your very clever, you built a robot that makes tea. You want to share your brilliant new robot with everyone. Everyone likes tea right? So you make it a nice mobile base and give it some arms and set it off around your town.
At every house it stops and knocks on the door. If someone answers it asks "would you like a cup of tea?"
"No thank you" They say and slam the door.
Three hours later the bot comes back, it's been round all the houses and has started again.
"NO THANK YOU" The person who lives there yells, "I don't drink tea, I'm allergic to it" you didn't think of this possibility. The bot doesn't know how to handle it so it ignore it and carries on.
Three hours later it comes back.
The person is now pissed off and calls the cops. It's operating on a public street they say there is nothing they can do about it.
Three hours later it comes back again.
This time the person follows it. All the way around it's loop. Eventually it stops back at your house to restock on water and tea bags.
They knock on your door. "Will you fucking stop your damp bot it's really annoying"
"Oh, but every one likes tea"
"I don't, I'm allergic to it."
"Huh, really?"
"Yes really, and fuck you for that tone. If it knocks on my door again I'm going to smash it."
"That would be destruction of property, I'll call the cops"
"Look just add my house to a list or something so it leaves me alone."
"It doesn't have the memory for every house in the world , I can give you a sticker to put on your front door, it'll ignore it then"
Next week someone else makes a bot that makes coffee and we start this entire cycle again.
Matt Blaze
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in reply to Joseph A di Paolantonio • • •@jadp @aspiringicarus.com @fastmail @Tutanota
I tried tutanota, and emails that I sent to myself at work did not appear. That's why I chose proton, but obviously I'm mortified by what's happening there.
Tuta
in reply to Chad Baker • • •standev
in reply to aspiringicarus • • •Talya (she/her) 🏳️⚧️✡️
in reply to Matt Blaze • • •my subscription renews in two weeks. well, was supposed to renew in two weeks. it won't.
Kyle R. Conway
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in reply to Michael Weiss • • •Uptime: ∞
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in reply to Matt Blaze • • •(I know — but today's BOGO is really something.)
h/t @JessTheUnstill
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in reply to Rich Stein (he/him) • • •@RunRichRun
I guess I wasted 20 odd of my 40 years in IT, worrying about testing, QA and security. Looks like I got out in time.
@mattblaze @JessTheUnstill
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in reply to Rich Stein (he/him) • • •dana, rotting from the inside....
in reply to Matt Blaze • • •💯
Moving to tutamail.
Talya (she/her) 🏳️⚧️✡️
in reply to dana, rotting from the inside.... • • •don't. they do AI shit and there's a chance we'll see the same behaviour from them soon.
github.com/tutao/tutanota/disc…
LLM/AI contributions seemingly being accepted now? · tutao tutanota · Discussion #11601
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in reply to MuhammadFree🇵🇸 • • •Leo
in reply to MuhammadFree🇵🇸 • • •IMO they’ve been pretty good so far, but no one can predict the future…
Kim Crawley 😷
in reply to dana, rotting from the inside.... • • •Tuta loves Gen AI.
dana, rotting from the inside....
in reply to Kim Crawley 😷 • • •@crowgirl
@Yuvalne
Oh fer chrissakes, is there any encrypted email provider that isn't falling into this pit? Do I have to give up email to avoid AI?
Lucy B
in reply to dana, rotting from the inside.... • • •@d_a_n_a @crowgirl @Yuvalne
I’ve seen some recommending mailbox.org
zayn
in reply to dana, rotting from the inside.... • • •John McChesney-Young
in reply to zayn • • •@zayn @d_a_n_a Posteo looks like a good choice; cf.: fedihum.org/@lavaeolus/1175359… Another point in its favor is that they charge on the basis of actual space used rather than a flat rate for what might be more GB than you need. posteo.de/en/site/features#fea…
Email green, secure, simple and ad-free - posteo.de - Features
posteo.de@zayn @d_a_n_a Posteo looks like a good choice; cf.: fedihum.org/@lavaeolus/1175359… Another point in its favor is that they charge on the basis of actual space used rather than a flat rate for what might be more GB than you need. posteo.de/en/site/features#fea…
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2026-10-31 14:13:16
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in reply to HTPC NZ • • •Because of 9/11, the US has some glaring privacy holes that can't be plugged unless you self host on your own hardware at home..
Prynoid
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in reply to Matt Blaze • • •Frobnitz Coil Oil
in reply to Sel • • •OpenBSD FAQ: Virtual Private Networks (VPN)
www.openbsd.orgkdude
in reply to Frobnitz Coil Oil • • •@frobozz @Selvari21106 what you do is called "black and white thinking": en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?t…
TLDR: Not trusting anyone is overkill.
Splitting (psychology) - Wikipedia
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in reply to Matt Blaze • • •I don't think you're over reacting.
If you please, post some pics of White-Gravenor or Copley Hall. I lack your skill as a photographer but I remember those facades fondly. If you can make Lauinger look good, then you should get a Pulitzer or something.
ikigai
in reply to Matt Blaze • • •Aaron
in reply to ikigai • • •@ikigai
I'm not sure about your phrasing, but I think you're trying to suggest that cooperatives are the way to avoid this kind of problem? If so, I strongly agree.
@mattblaze
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in reply to Matt Blaze • • •Dave Slusher - Tech/Podcast/Maker Stuff
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Is there Tuta in your future?
I think bundled services are a lure that inevitably leads companies to pursue vendor lock-in.
Stage name Jay Peach
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