Less effort, probably not as funny: using JerkCity/Bonequest methods for something similar?
Admittedly, long ago I used Microsoft Comic Chat with BitlBee as an experiment. The BitlBee side of things was A OK, Micro$oft's Comic Chat was a pain to get running as that code had been abandoned. If I recall correctly, I probably did that nearly two decades ago; it's probably more annoying now.
@cliffle Sherlock walked into his office, carefully closing the door so as to not raise suspicion.
"Well, Mr. Watson? What was so important that you had to meet with me in private?"
Watson, who had recently sent a GET request to /SetupWizard.aspx with a subdirectory of any name or length to Screenconnect, pulled Sherlock closer. They were so close that Sherlock could smell the brandy on his breath.
@cliffle This idea brought to you by the same people who named STMicro's Master Direct Memory Access (MDMA) peripheral.
(I wonder how many engineers have been called into HR for enthusiastically discussing how much they love MDMA on company email/chat systems. It's definitely nonzero... The MDMA is great and enthusiasm is quite justified lol)
@patterfloof a.s.r once did come up with the idea of pornographic documentation, after someone complained that they wished lusers would read status messages as often as they read porn...
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Practical Collision Attack Against Long Key IDs in PGP
In response to the GPG.Fail attacks, a Hacker News user made this claim about the 64-bit "Long Key IDs" used by OpenPGP and GnuPG, while responding to an answer I gave to someone else's question: OK, to be clear, I am specifically contending that a key fingerprint does not include collisions. My proof is empirical, that no one has come up with an attack on 64 bit PGP key fingerprints.
In response to the GPG.Fail attacks, a Hacker News user made this claim about the 64-bit “Long Key IDs” used by OpenPGP and GnuPG, while responding to an answer I gave to someone else&#…
> The full attack took about 3 days on a laptop, running in the background while I was doing other work.
@soatok Only tangentially related: this reminds me so much of a Matt Parker video, where computing unique Wordle-esque sequences using unoptimized Python on a spare laptop took 30 days. youtube.com/watch?v=_-AfhLQfb6…
IMO, unless speed of an algorithm is paramount, correct-but-slower code will get the job done just fine. In Matt Parker's case, someone did hilariously get it down to milliseconds lol
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Mastodon character limit is such a weird concept and useless and pointless I can't believe is still there. People who want to say more than a paragraph need to split it into "threads"...insane!
Look:
How the fuck you get to read and interact with a post divided into tens of comments.....
This is silly as fuck people.
If you have no character limit, guess what, you can still make short posts. But not vice-versa.
It is beyond me why this is still a thing in 2025. Artificial limitations.
Man I LOVE Friendica! A proper way to make posts and interact with people. And yet not many are aware of Friendica and how awesome it is.
@Meredith Whittaker you should either move to a Mastodon instance without character limitation or try Friendca. You can even use our node social.trom.tf - and that's for anyone else who is bothered by this artificial limitation of Mastodon.
maybe because limits have some benefits: it is interesting finding ways to express ideas in concise way. Also makes messages clearer for readers when things are short. But my mastodon instance in particular have very high limit set, basically unlimited ☺️ So I believe its a choice to limit or not by instance admin.
I've heard this argument that it may force people to be more concise...idk if true, I've seen many silly short posts, maybe it incentivizes to post a lot more just because you need to make short posts only. In any case users should have control over this when they want to make big posts. Else they end up posting a massive thread of posts basically, which is super hard to follow and engage with. Terrible.
the Mastodon instance can configure the character limit to be longer. It is so annoying to tell people who have never tried Mastodon before that you should check the character limits on the instance you choose to join because that could make your life easier or harder if you like writing long posts. Yet another inconsistency that people have to be aware about which complicates use of the software.
The Mastodon software should have a million character limit and instead offer a separate window in which to view long posts, and otherwise only show the first paragraph by default.
@ramin_hal9001 Yeah I don't like the fact that my Mastodon instance has a character limit. But I also have an account on Friendica to post long stuff when I want to, so that's how I manage.....
@Tio @Meredith Whittaker Yeah, as a neurodiverse person I really struggle to read long "threaded" posts. Something about the UI visual divisions causes my working memory to stack dump as I move between each chunk, making it take 4X as long for me to read it and to lose context badly. My brain over here trying to hold each post in working memory like the "why cant i hold all these limes" guy meme. 😆 It's miserable.
I created a Sharkey account & found out no, no good for watch parties (you can put hashtags in "antennas" but that only gives you a tiny, random-seeming selection of posts with the tags)
It totally depends how connected with the rest of the Friendica that node is....that's all it matters. You can try our instance social.trom.tf and see how it goes.
"if an admin can extend the post size limit in Mastodon then that's a cool feature"
I learned it is not a feature to extend post size limit in Mastodon, but a hardcoded value in code, which is very difficult to change depending on deployment method, but possible. They should make this a feature.
And talking about friendica, it looks outdated (the original theme), which does not provide overall confidence, if comparing to new highly extensible, innovative and beautiful bonfire (for example, a flavor of it for scientists: openscience.network/)
I think the main theme was updated recently...we also have our custom ones trom.tf/social/ and others made some that look like a more modern version of facebook gitlab.com/randompenguin/bookf…
Meanwhile in Ireland, a cultural Basic Income (focussed on artists) has moved from pilot to sustained policy, with the confirmation of an ongoing programme of awarding 2,000 artists €18k per annum.
Interestingly the cost of the programme was less than the benefits to the Irish economy, and the artists in receipt of funds were able to switch earnings from non-art activities to work related to their art practice.
I was going to use the phrase 'avoid it like the plague' but, given recent years, I suspect the literal meaning of that is 'make a small token effort to avoid it, unless doing so would impact the economy or cause inconvenience'.
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There are people who hate art precisely because its value isn’t tied to utility or productivity.
We call them Philistines.
Philistines only crave comfort—technology, convenience, consumption. The idea that art might make you a better person offends them. Even worse if the art doesn’t flatter them.
What defines a Philistine is their demand that art serve an immediate function. If it doesn’t, they dismiss it as worthless.
I only knew Philistines as meaning from bible studies (raised Christian, i'm non-practicing). It's very narrow-minded to be that today!
It's a very fitting label for the people who also dislike literature and music too (as apparently creative writing and some forms of music, according to them, serve no use other than "entertainment")
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@Crissy There’s a book that goes into this in far more detail called Revolt of the Masses by José Ortega y Gasset, written just before the Spanish Civil War. He called Philistines by another name: mass-men.
The idea behind this book is that mass-men and authoritarianism go hand-in-hand. And I would agree. Elon Musk, for example, is the consummate mass-man. He has no appreciation for aesthetics beyond utility, spectacle, or status.
This, by the way, is why the Cybertruck is so awful.
thanks for sharing about the book & concept of mass men.
What's wonderful (and antithesis to the Cybertruck's shock value and hideous looks) is the Porsche 911, which balances performance with aesthetic coherence developed over decades of refinement!
My takeaway from learning about this is genuine excellence, thoughtful design, and authentic human connection is possible when we are being respectful and kind to all.
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Hello Fediverse I want to make a short announcement about the social.trom.tf Friendica instance run by my friend @tio
Currently that instance is going through a big server migration process and it will take a couple of hours for it to get finished. So if you mention or send anyone messages during this time it might not reach them.
A whole new meaning to "spin dry"Connextras experiment: https://youtu.be/0xLzDF7PZW8Original video: https://youtu.be/j_QfX0SYCE8Other stuff:Technology Connec...
Still waiting for that angry letter to the toaster manufacturers or some kind of follow up to your video about the best toaster that isn't made anymore 😀 Every time a new video comes out on your channel I'm hoping you'll come back to that. The biggest cliff hanger in your catalogue 😁
Any chance you could make your stuff visible on some other service? I find YT increasingly unpleasant to use. Nebula is the one I already subscribe to, if you want direct income.
Bribe: I'll join your Patreon if you do it. I have zero problem giving you money. I have big problems giving YouTube anything including eyeballs.
@nitpicking Videos are now being uploaded to Patreon and can be watched there. However, Patreon's video quality sucks compared to YT.
I know many people (especially here) loathe the idea of giving Google any money at all, but if there are creators on YouTube you like, YT premium functions pretty much like Nebula does. It's the main reason I haven't considered joining Nebula, it feels like a mix of Patreon and YouTube Premium but with extra steps.
@nitpicking I could have quite the conversation about my thoughts here. I have a lot of stuff in my mind regarding affordances of platforms, gatekeeping of streaming services, discoverability and audience, algorithms, etc. etc.
On balance, I'd still rather be on YouTube and supported directly via Patreon.
@nitpicking Listen, the fact that Google owns YouTube makes me more than very nervous, but YouTube's moat is what it is because they pay creators for their labor.
Peertube might work as a 3rf platform, but there are 3 BIG problems with using peertube: * Its yet another site to upload to * the decentralized nature has attracted awful ideals(far-right mainly) on many instances, although you could probably find a well moderated instances * i dont think you can monitize the content on there
I've heard Seattle gets pretty damp for similar reasons to Blighty. Maybe they're the ideal US target market?
Although TBH I've used a refrigerant dehumidifier in England with no problem whatsoever. The defrost cycle has to kick in every now and then in the winter but once that's done it's back to business as usual. (That was in an inhabited space though, not an unheated cellar.)
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Now if instead of a little electric heater we could attach the pipe feeding hundreds of kWh at 60-70°C to a dehumidifier box, that'd be sweet for all the "cold and wet winter" countries.
Is that enough of a temperature rise?
Edit: found one, but it's for greenhouse-scale operations
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Is this the same technology tumble dryers use? I've got one that collects the water in a tray. Getting the notion to weigh my next load of washing and see how much water is collected now...
that might be the first time I've heard "quintuple" 😲 Thanks for the funny alternative subtitle comment though. BTW my Bosch washing machine (SBD6TCX00E) uses silica gel technology too for better drying of plastic materials, surprisingly on Eco mode, and it also smells awkward (not bad) as you noted.
can’t seem to find any on Amazon.it so probably we call them something else, but: would one of those be a sensible alternative to a space heater for the bathroom? Turn it on, warm the place up and get some humidity out while showering?
Hi, I really enjoyed your video. You mentioned several times that the desiccant dehumidifiers are better in colder environments because of the ice problem in other dehumidifiers. Could you give a quantitive value for that? Are we talking sub 20°C or sub 15°C?
if there just was some technology that could move 5x as much heat energy than it consumed electrical energy... e.g. from the condenser straws to the wheel heater thing.
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Rotary desicants are of some (if limited) use in some parts of the United States. I live in an area with lots of streams, rivers, creeks, swimming pools, and a few lakes, so humidity can be quite high in the shoulder seasons. My garage's dehumidifier suffers from the freezing issue during spring and autumn when I normally need heat, and the garage isn't "plumbed" for the HVAC system, so I might end up getting a rotary desicant at some point.
Look, Jeff Atwood, it is difficult to take you seriously when you write authoritatively on a subject you clearly don’t understand.
GDPR doesn’t mandate cookie notices.
Cookie notices are *malicious compliance* by the surveillance-driven adtech industry.
If you’re not tracking people, you do not need a cookie notice, period.
If you’re only using first-party cookies for functional reasons, you do not need a cookie notice, period.
If you’re using third-party cookies to track people – i.e., if you’re sharing their data with others – then *you must have their consent to do so*. Because, otherwise, you are violating their privacy. Even then, the law doesn’t mandate a cookie notice.
How would you conform to EU law without a cookie notice if your aim wasn’t malicious compliance?
You would not track people by default and you would make it so they have to go your site’s settings to turn on third-party tracking if, for some inexplicable reason, they wanted that “feature”.
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Look, Jeff Atwood, it is difficult to take you seriously when you write authoritatively on a subject you clearly don’t understand.
GDPR doesn’t mandate cookie notices.
Cookie notices are *malicious compliance* by the surveillance-driven adtech industry.
If you’re not tracking people, you do not need a cookie notice, period.
If you’re only using first-party cookies for functional reasons, you do not need a cookie notice, period.
If you’re using third-party cookies to track people – i.e., if you’re sharing their data with others – then *you must have their consent to do so*. Because, otherwise, you are violating their privacy. Even then, the law doesn’t mandate a cookie notice.
How would you conform to EU law without a cookie notice if your aim wasn’t malicious compliance?
You would not track people by default and you would make it so they have to go your site’s settings to turn on third-party tracking if, for some inexplicable reason, they wanted that “feature”.
Boom!
No cookie notice necessary.
What’s that?
But that would destroy your business because your business is founded on the fundamental mechanic of violating people’s privacy?
Good.
Your business doesn’t deserve to exist.
Because the real bullshit here isn’t EU legislation that protects the human right to privacy, it’s the toxic Silicon Valley/Big Tech business model of farming people for data that violates everyone’s privacy and opens the door to technofascism.
If I hosted my own private analytics tracker (something like Matomo (née Piwik), e.g.) just so I could have funny numbers to look at because I like to look at numbers but do nothing meaningful with them, would that require a cookie banner?
I'd pondered about just having a static notice in the footer of my site that just says "This site uses some functional cookies and one (1) tracking cookie for a self-hosted analytics dashboard because I like to look at Numbers™."
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I wonder if "femenazi" has been running out of favor as an insult because the kind of people who used to use it have decided that nazis are good, actually.
Unpopular opinion: you can't call your establishment "queer friendly" if you require femme-presenting people to cover their nipples but not masc-presenting people.
UBI is unconditional and universal. We can build support for it by removing work requirements from any existing program and/or making any existing program universal and paired with higher taxes on those with higher incomes. When it comes to amount, I'd like to see any unconditional universal amount. #UBI
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Laser-targetting, even.
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Less effort, probably not as funny: using JerkCity/Bonequest methods for something similar?
Admittedly, long ago I used Microsoft Comic Chat with BitlBee as an experiment. The BitlBee side of things was A OK, Micro$oft's Comic Chat was a pain to get running as that code had been abandoned. If I recall correctly, I probably did that nearly two decades ago; it's probably more annoying now.
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Like, alright NXP, we'll have these characters discuss your bootloader while enthusiastically ...
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Sherlock walked into his office, carefully closing the door so as to not raise suspicion.
"Well, Mr. Watson? What was so important that you had to meet with me in private?"
Watson, who had recently sent a GET request to /SetupWizard.aspx with a subdirectory of any name or length to Screenconnect, pulled Sherlock closer. They were so close that Sherlock could smell the brandy on his breath.
"I need you to bypass authentication, Sherlock."
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(I wonder how many engineers have been called into HR for enthusiastically discussing how much they love MDMA on company email/chat systems. It's definitely nonzero... The MDMA is great and enthusiasm is quite justified lol)
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That is correct, it was a comic illustration done by sicklyhypnos that appeared in the Oh Joy Sex Toy webcomic about watersports.
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