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This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollback procedure.
You pack away the clamp. You holster the console. You slide the keyboard into its sheath.
You leave behind only confusion.
No one knows if you were coding, gaming, or coordinating a drone strike.
You were writing poetry.
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It has come to my attention that mastodon.art blocks a wide variety of the more popular LGBT instances, and so if you happen to be a queer artist there, you may not realize that your queer art gets very limited reach.
Having looked at mastodon.art's block list- which seems to be hundreds of instances long- I can confirm that this is the case.
Remember that server blocks like this are controlled by the staff of your instance and apply to everyone living there. And these blocks cannot be worked around by the user's preferences at all; it's been decided for you entirely. And unless your instance staff is very explicit about why they make these changes on your behalf, it's completely invisible to you as an end user.
You must trust in good faith that these blocks are necessary to protect the instance you live on, and that no other moderation tactic would be sufficient.
You can check the blocks yourself here: mastodon.art/about
Mastodon.ART — Your friendly home on the fediverse for all things creative, all on a platform that is community-owned and ad-free. NO AI OR NFTs ALLOWED.Mastodon hosted on mastodon.art
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The people at .art aren't "well-meaning allies", they're bigots pretending to be well-meaning.
They block lgbtqia and furry instanses over made bs made by the .art admins and start "call out" (harassment) campaigns agaings furry/lgbtiqia server admins/mods abd project devs until they're out of the fediverse.
Great lgbtqia and/or furry lead instances and projects have died because their main admin and/ir dev has been harassed out of fedi by the .art people.
That's not the behaviour of well-meant allies.
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wp is pretty openly transphobic and has harassed many queers off fedi.
They consider themselves allies but it’s contingent on enabling her bullying.
The reason it’s malicious is because wp talks over and refuses to listen to folks actively attempting to explain how her behavior hurts some of the most marginalized women.
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lol, my instance was called out 
I was gonna say, we know of several folks who left mastodon.art because they said that the majority of their commission work came from folks on furry instances and on tech.lgbt who have been blocked by mastodon.art.
But to some folks, we'll always be associated incorrectly with "virulent anti-Black racism" 🤷
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Yes, mastodon.art is infamous for blocking other instance based on evidently bad faith accusations of racism and other bigotries.
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
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@maddy have a look at the reasons for all those blocks.
every one of them is because an instance harbors (or exists explicitly to service) racists, fascists, transphobes, actual nazis, or the people who do their work for them.
the problem is not with dotArt. the problem is that so much of the fediverse is so hurriedly intent to sweep these things under the rug that they start to see meaningful moderation as their enemy.
consider the kind of fediverse we could have if more instances kept on top of their moderation.
alas, the fedi we have is this mess.
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@tully @FlitsFlash@floofy.tech @maddy also .art is a safe space first and foremost as per the about page
Don't know why people act like they have a duty for visibility when that's not what they're advertising they are.
Isn't the very idea of the fediverse that we can diversify approaches? Thus .art is a safe space for minorities with an art focus. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
We have been on fedi for 8 years now and this is the best instance we've been on wrt moderation
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Mastodon.ART — Your friendly home on the fediverse for all things creative, all on a platform that is community-owned and ad-free. NO AI OR NFTs ALLOWED.Mastodon hosted on mastodon.art
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a quick look at their blocklist.
>furry.enginer reason: racism, conspiracy, harassment
>blob.cat reason: freespeechextremist.com association, federating with Kiwifarms
>labyrinth.zone reason: Engaging in racist dogpiling, extreme MH ableism from the admin
>lea.pet reason: participating in harassment of BIPoC
>mitra.social reason: Crypto, conspiracies, ableism
>mk.absturztau.be reason: Reason: interacting with known scum, freeze peach/anti-moderation, cryptocurrency
>outerheaven.club reason: alt-fedi
>tech.lgbt reason: Platforming and excusing racism and racist harassment
>unix.dog reason: alt-fedi
honestly the fact that they are banning so harshly makes me feel like their admins are trying to keep their users from communicating with air.
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lets see, lowering minimum wage, removing the equalities act, insurance based healthcare and butchers aprons for all!
solid policies there, for psychopaths and idiots.
It's something everyone should be concerned about. Even if you don't belong to one of the protected categories, one day you will be older.
Do you want it to be like the bad old days where someone in their 40s or 50s could be told "yes you've got great experience but older people don't fit with our image, I'm sorry but you just wouldn't fit in".
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Let's remind everyone what a safe internet actually means. 🌐🌍
Share this & Spread the word!
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With the rise of quantum computers, passwords need to be longer - and more complex. These tips help you secure your online accounts.Tuta
For average user, a password manager will be necessary if every pwsd is so long.
Passkey is a good alternative, but how many service providers allow it is an issue.
You missed the most important one.
A safe internet require distributed and transparent ownership, not tight control by secretive for-profit companies.
Without that, none of the rest matters.
short slogans are nice for marketing.
The Internet is not safer for victims of harassment, when the attackers enjoy anonymity and no accountability because of it.
Platforms can't abide by laws, if they can't figure out if their users are legally (of age) visiting.
Brevity isn't winning any arguments.
A safer internet IS MADE BY
Encryption
Privacy
Open source
A safer internet is NOT MADE BY
Age verification
Scanning communication
Tracking & data collection
Besides.. Police already have the rights to go after pedos WHEN THEY HAVE WARRANT.
The essence here is that we remove probable cause, and we make everyone a suspect.
We used to be innocent until proven guilty. Now we have to prove our innocense.
Reminding y'all that:
Discord is not documentation.
ID laws disproportionately harm minorities.
Leaking current ID details constitutes harm.
Data is radioactive.
Complying proactively with fascism is perpetration of harm.
"Legal" and "right" are two very different qualities.
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I think with the latest epstein files release revealing that the entire right wing movement (and 4chan/pol/) in the US and europe are a psyop by the international pedophile cabal is probably the funniest shit all year and it's january.
it means that we one the left have always had the mandate of heaven.
everything the right has is stolen, everything they say is lies.
eat the rich
Disgraced financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was a gamer who liked to share 4chan links and once chatted with Elon Musk about coming to a “wild” party on his notorious island, per documents released Friday.web.archive.org
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My latest video is now available on Nebula and Patreon.
I don't use Google Maps when cycling in Amsterdam, because some of the routes it gives are absolutely terrible.
But what's more interesting is WHY Google Maps provides such poor cycling directions, because it reveals some really interesting differences between the way cities are designed in the Netherlands vs. America.
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Google Maps is an application that is used by over two billion people every month. But as an application that is primarily designed by and for car drivers, it often fails in a human-sized city like Amsterdam.Nebula
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Science-inspired visual memes. Contribute to mszell/sciencememes development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub
I want to make a shoutout to GeoVelo (geovelo.app/) as an OpenStreetMap based bike router that I find in Boston (and I use it occasionally when I am elsewhere) gives better directions than Google.
And when it gives me something weird, I can usually fix OSM because something is wrong there and next time it gives me better directions
The free application that secures your cycling routes. Get the best itinerary for your equipement : electric bike, gravel, cargo bike… and your security profile : secured, direct or balanced.geovelo.app
▶ Der wahrscheinlich beste Fahrrad-Routenplaner der Welt! Kostenlos und datenschutzfreundlich. Gravel, Rennrad, MTB, City, Long Distance, Trekking uvm.Marcus Jaschen
I moved to Amsterdam a few months ago and I'm really enjoying both trying to recognise places I know in your videos and suddenly seeing places I know from your videos in the city!
I'm still trying to find the best route to work. My current route is already a lot better than google's suggestion.
I checked the Amsterdam infrastructure map and I'm already completely on the plusnet, but olympiaweg and centuurbaan don't really feel like they deserve to be in there :/
Thanks for the video on important topic!
I rage quit Google Maps last summer when I was visiting Prague. I just wanted to cross the river from my hotel to the city center and couldn't see the green hairline on blue river 🤦♂️ The bridge just happens to be the oldest and most beautiful bridges in the city, and basically invisible on Maps as it is pedestrianized. What use is a map that cannot be used for navigation? Now I'm a happy #OSM user and occasional contributor.
I am watching this video now and I am like "what you are talking about, google maps are great for cycling!"
This is how it routes me for bike (left) and this is how it routes me for cars (right). The route for cycles is brilliant, it used dedicated cycle lane along the train tracks and then leads me through the Central Park... I will cross the first street on the same level 7.2 km into 9.1 km long route...
Horrible idea:
Disclose vulns in the speech bubbles of furry porn commissions
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this is literally how you make sure the disclosures are reaching the people who will be responsible for mitigating the vulnerabilities.
Laser-targetting, even.
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Horrible, but hilarious!
Less effort, probably not as funny: using JerkCity/Bonequest methods for something similar?
Admittedly, long ago I used Microsoft Comic Chat with BitlBee as an experiment. The BitlBee side of things was A OK, Micro$oft's Comic Chat was a pain to get running as that code had been abandoned. If I recall correctly, I probably did that nearly two decades ago; it's probably more annoying now.
i love this as an escalation strategy when the recipient inevitably fails to respond to the initial private disclosure.
Like, alright NXP, we'll have these characters discuss your bootloader while enthusiastically ...
@cliffle
Sherlock walked into his office, carefully closing the door so as to not raise suspicion.
"Well, Mr. Watson? What was so important that you had to meet with me in private?"
Watson, who had recently sent a GET request to /SetupWizard.aspx with a subdirectory of any name or length to Screenconnect, pulled Sherlock closer. They were so close that Sherlock could smell the brandy on his breath.
"I need you to bypass authentication, Sherlock."
@cliffle This idea brought to you by the same people who named STMicro's Master Direct Memory Access (MDMA) peripheral.
(I wonder how many engineers have been called into HR for enthusiastically discussing how much they love MDMA on company email/chat systems. It's definitely nonzero... The MDMA is great and enthusiasm is quite justified lol)
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That is correct, it was a comic illustration done by sicklyhypnos that appeared in the Oh Joy Sex Toy webcomic about watersports.
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@hlieberman @haicen Either watersports, or rolling around in a vat of nachos and cheese.
... NTTAWWT.
Warning: links contain heinous nonsexual "female-presenting nipples"
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Practical Collision Attack Against Long Key IDs in PGP
In response to the GPG.Fail attacks, a Hacker News user made this claim about the 64-bit "Long Key IDs" used by OpenPGP and GnuPG, while responding to an answer I gave to someone else's question: OK, to be clear, I am specifically contending that a key fingerprint does not include collisions. My proof is empirical, that no one has come up with an attack on 64 bit PGP key fingerprints.
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In response to the GPG.Fail attacks, a Hacker News user made this claim about the 64-bit “Long Key IDs” used by OpenPGP and GnuPG, while responding to an answer I gave to someone else…Dhole Moments
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@growse I have upofadown blocked on most forums because of their immensely stupid takes.
But I cannot block Hacker News users, so, I do this instead.
> The full attack took about 3 days on a laptop, running in the background while I was doing other work.
@soatok Only tangentially related: this reminds me so much of a Matt Parker video, where computing unique Wordle-esque sequences using unoptimized Python on a spare laptop took 30 days. youtube.com/watch?v=_-AfhLQfb6…
IMO, unless speed of an algorithm is paramount, correct-but-slower code will get the job done just fine. In Matt Parker's case, someone did hilariously get it down to milliseconds lol
Five words. Twenty-five letters. Can you find them? That's the Q.I'm not sure I mentioned this enough, but I have a podcast and it caused this video. Search ...YouTube
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I remember going to a key signing party and rattling off, 1, 2, 3, 4 *crowd gets nervous*, 5, 6 *small giggles*, 7, 8 "no way"....
And there was back in like 2002
64 bit collision? I forgot how to count that low.
Like seriously, that's "find a multi collision" territory.
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Here's one with an example using PGP keys: sha-mbles.github.io/
Bonus: The Private Keys
Ahhh! Thank you, I needed one but didn't know how to generate that by myself ^^
If there's one thing government ministers love it's corporate gifts and freebies, (which some people rudely refer to as 'bribes')
So hopefully this offer of a FREE FLIGHT to the International Criminal Court at The Hague will get their attention.
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"Put smarties tubes on cats,
Make them walk like robots"
Oh god, I remember hearing that on a TV show and I can't remember where it's from
Wait
Is it Jimmy Carr?
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McDonald’s USA
— Employee: $15/hr, no benefits
— Big Mac: $5.79
McDonald’s Denmark
— Employee: $22/hr, 6 weeks vacation, 1 year paid maternity leave, life insurance, pension
— Big Mac: $5.49
Tell us more about how raising the minimum wage would affect the cost of hamburgers.
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Mastodon character limit is such a weird concept and useless and pointless I can't believe is still there. People who want to say more than a paragraph need to split it into "threads"...insane!
Look:
How the fuck you get to read and interact with a post divided into tens of comments.....
This is silly as fuck people.
If you have no character limit, guess what, you can still make short posts. But not vice-versa.
It is beyond me why this is still a thing in 2025. Artificial limitations.
Man I LOVE Friendica! A proper way to make posts and interact with people. And yet not many are aware of Friendica and how awesome it is.
@Meredith Whittaker you should either move to a Mastodon instance without character limitation or try Friendca. You can even use our node social.trom.tf - and that's for anyone else who is bothered by this artificial limitation of Mastodon.
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the Mastodon instance can configure the character limit to be longer. It is so annoying to tell people who have never tried Mastodon before that you should check the character limits on the instance you choose to join because that could make your life easier or harder if you like writing long posts. Yet another inconsistency that people have to be aware about which complicates use of the software.
The Mastodon software should have a million character limit and instead offer a separate window in which to view long posts, and otherwise only show the first paragraph by default.
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One thing I use Mastodon for is #WatchParty joinfediverse.wiki/Watch_party
e.g. following & posting "live" to hashtags like #Monsterdon while watching a film
I asked #Mastodon if #Fediverse platforms like #Friendica, #Sharkey were suitable for that but didn't get an answer
I created a Sharkey account & found out no, no good for watch parties (you can put hashtags in "antennas" but that only gives you a tiny, random-seeming selection of posts with the tags)
What about Friendica?
Bah! Humbug! If someone wants to prattle on ad nauseam, may I introduce them to a "blog."
Keep short form short and sweet. 
"if an admin can extend the post size limit in Mastodon then that's a cool feature"
I learned it is not a feature to extend post size limit in Mastodon, but a hardcoded value in code, which is very difficult to change depending on deployment method, but possible. They should make this a feature.
And talking about friendica, it looks outdated (the original theme), which does not provide overall confidence, if comparing to new highly extensible, innovative and beautiful bonfire (for example, a flavor of it for scientists: openscience.network/)
Reclaim scientific discourse with federated digital spaces where researchers shape their own conversations, data, and collaborationsOpen Science Network
Meanwhile in Ireland, a cultural Basic Income (focussed on artists) has moved from pilot to sustained policy, with the confirmation of an ongoing programme of awarding 2,000 artists €18k per annum.
Interestingly the cost of the programme was less than the benefits to the Irish economy, and the artists in receipt of funds were able to switch earnings from non-art activities to work related to their art practice.
A more general lesson here for UBI?
#UBI #workers
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Several years after launching a trial, Ireland is set to make its basic income for artists program permanent starting in 2026.Harrison Jacobs (ARTnews.com)
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It's still going to be implementation specific rather than anything standard, isn't it
RE: dragonscave.space/@talon/11529…Can I quote myself? How's this work?
Quotes made it over here now. Neat I guess.
Now that I've got my replacement laptop set up and data transferred I'm back to streaming on Joystick
There are people who hate art precisely because its value isn’t tied to utility or productivity.
We call them Philistines.
Philistines only crave comfort—technology, convenience, consumption. The idea that art might make you a better person offends them. Even worse if the art doesn’t flatter them.
What defines a Philistine is their demand that art serve an immediate function. If it doesn’t, they dismiss it as worthless.
I only knew Philistines as meaning from bible studies (raised Christian, i'm non-practicing). It's very narrow-minded to be that today!
It's a very fitting label for the people who also dislike literature and music too (as apparently creative writing and some forms of music, according to them, serve no use other than "entertainment")
@Crissy There’s a book that goes into this in far more detail called Revolt of the Masses by José Ortega y Gasset, written just before the Spanish Civil War. He called Philistines by another name: mass-men.
The idea behind this book is that mass-men and authoritarianism go hand-in-hand. And I would agree. Elon Musk, for example, is the consummate mass-man. He has no appreciation for aesthetics beyond utility, spectacle, or status.
This, by the way, is why the Cybertruck is so awful.
thanks for sharing about the book & concept of mass men.
What's wonderful (and antithesis to the Cybertruck's shock value and hideous looks) is the Porsche 911, which balances performance with aesthetic coherence developed over decades of refinement!
My takeaway from learning about this is genuine excellence, thoughtful design, and authentic human connection is possible when we are being respectful and kind to all.
Which also raisesCritical Questions for #FediCollective and #PeerTube co-op like
1. How do we build businesses that serve mass markets without adopting mass man values?
2. Can technology be designed to elevate rather than reduce human experience?
3. What's the entrepreneur's responsibility to resist the race to the bottom in taste and standards?
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The situation in North Gaza is beyond catastrophic.
Entire neighborhoods are being wiped off the map — home by home, street by street.
People have no electricity, no clean water, no food.
Displaced families are sleeping on rubble. Children cry from hunger. Disease is spreading.
There are no hospitals left. No aid. No safe zones.
#GazaIsBleeding
#NorthGaza
#LetGazaLive
#CeasefireNOW
#EndTheSiege
#GazansUnderAttack
#GazaGenocide
#StandWithPalestine
#SaveGaza
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Hello Fediverse I want to make a short announcement about the social.trom.tf Friendica instance run by my friend @tio
Currently that instance is going through a big server migration process and it will take a couple of hours for it to get finished. So if you mention or send anyone messages during this time it might not reach them.

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Unknown parent • • •@gatesvp Have a look for yourself.
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Is it a lunch box? Is it a portable typewriter? Is it a ballistic missile control console?
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I'd rather imagine sitting down at a hackerspace. The room is full of crusty old Thinkpads and other weird and obscure hardware. Retro-futurism. Cyberpunk RGB LEDs everywhere.
This fits right in.
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