This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollb
... Show more...This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollback procedure.
You pack away the clamp. You holster the console. You slide the keyboard into its sheath.
You leave behind only confusion.
No one knows if you were coding, gaming, or coordinating a drone strike.
You were writing poetry.
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Unknown parent • • •how come
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Unknown parent • • •riiiiiight okay good call
my reading comprehension is not calibrated for statism advocacy
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Unknown parent • • •temporary can mean decades
no matter how long the project takes, the point is that a given organization does not aim to persist indefinitely, nor consolidate more influence than it strictly requires, and that people know better than to attempt that
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Unknown parent • • •you are fallaciously assuming society’s mindset towards authority cannot change. it can. the mindset change of recognizing and rejecting any attempt at wide-reaching control is possible and nessesary, people would know better than to try or tolerate that
statism is not an inherent and inevitable trait of humanity
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Unknown parent • • •gotta be trying to miss so badly no no no a local community is no more than a couple hundred, ideally less. there is then no need for representatives because it is viable for every member to directly participate in coordinating decisions. if you need a “representative” system, you’ve already failed to some degree
“If it’s purely a “mindset” difference then that’s just another kind of representative government” feels like it has a massive logical leap in the middle that my comprehension is unable to intuit
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Unknown parent • • •that’s literally fiction, and not that of anything practical at that. by the point technology advances enough for that to be possible and worth considering over making better use of the space on Earth and planetary colonies, we’ll have significantly more physical automation at our disposal
the research and organizational work can be done by a few thousand individuals at the very most, and i doubt oh so much manual labor would be nessesary. take a less pessimistic estimate of 1 million, divide it by 1000 segments, bam, 1000 people per segment. build the segments separately with a loose oversight committee ensuring they’re all compatible, then put them together
then again, this is very impractical as compared to just building 1000 self-sufficent stations. you don’t need a single station equivalent to a whole planet in population capacity to have real estate in space
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@hsza i love how any means of structuring society that isn't hierarchical just magically 'doesnt work' for some reason (but of course having hierarchies 'works' .. .. except it doesn't;)
also lol wtf you mean decentralization scales really well, centralized environments scale terribly and result in a single points of failure that when they break down or are overloaded or whatever, causes everything to break down, decentralized systems are also more resistant to authoritarian control and such;
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in reply to Erik McClure • • •not one that aims to regulate people’s entire lives and desperately cling on to power for as long as it can
and anyhow only really nessesary for a very impractical edge case scenario. easier and better not to attempt building such a single massive structure. and of course chances are a better world would not serve as a breeding ground for elons and zucks who’d push for it regardless
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you do appear to be in support of regulating people’s lives if the two points in the OP are used as justification for it
keyword large. why large
why does trade between moon colonies have to work any different to trade on earth
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@hsza you could setup a anarchist communes on the moon or mars; where everyone goes and does stuff that actually works for them instead of trying to force them all to live under the same system for some reason; you could also just have a flat system where no one explicitly has power over anyone can can do things how they want,
also i dont think you can go on about 'social contracts' that i never signed and 'enforcement & policing' of them; and not have it 'regulate peoples lives' but sure ..
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@steff @hsza
no no, dont you see?
a better world is impossible!
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what i think is funny is that hierachical social structures literally decentralize in order to stay even remotely afloat; otherwise thered be one single hospital, one single food store, and one single library, we decentralize everything; they largely operate independantly from all the others too; but when it comes to structuring people and de(structuring) power, now suddenly it cant possibly work
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meanwhile in centralization land you get half the internet going down whenever google/amazon/etc's servers break;
decentralization scales; the people in power just want to stay in power-
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in reply to Li ~ Crystal System • • •@Li social contracts is a very very broad term, another way of saying it is basically like social expectations, which will exist to some extent if any culture exists, but they can be oppressive just the same as a state’s laws. and if there’s enforcement then thats simply just a law lol
those social expectations can also be a good thing however, its part of how anarchism can be robust, as ive brought up upthread a society would need to know better than to allow itself to be contained by anything like a state
tho theres a good chance im not using those words quite right
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@hsza
i disagree their the same thing, a 'contract' implies a "consentual agreement" which doesn't exist, (this is also considering that 'contracts' are generally a tool for manufacturing consent to do coercion)
and if its the exact same thing just called something else then i would reject them for the same reason;
i reject the state and all authority for the same reasons too,
(i also somewhat disagree that they would always exist to some extent (though if not having them is desirable is another topic some other time-)
its like saying the only possible way to scale anything is by building hierarchy lol
but also- tbh id be more likely to help people by choice, if you try to force me im likely to try avoid doing it, likewise if you try force me to not hurt im more likely too hurt you
instead of appealing to ableism to excuse prisons- and trying to force me to work; you could just, have a culture of actually understanding and working on things;
but obv thats impossible /j
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@steff @hsza i mean i think im maybe a bit less kind to this kind of thing;
and just consider alot of "anarchism cant work" rethoric as just dismissing anything that isn't hierachical power structures, and to itself be just another way to enforce such power structures
(especially when you say its "either just creating a mini-state or that" implies you've heard ppl explain how you'd it and just gone 'no' and decided to reject it as "unattainable"-- or whatever, like what even constitutes 'working' in this case ???)
it reminds me of a lot of 'capitalism is the only system that works' level shit;
(also tbh; DNS is i think a poor example mainly in part because its run by a few 'regististars' who have to have 'iCANN' permission;
its a mildly decentralized thing but power is still centralized; which was kind of my point, it does scale, (heck centralized powers do not scale well at all xS-) .. they just want to stay in control-)
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Unknown parent • • •LMFAO youre calling a fucking electrocution stick “non-violent”??? how much copaganda is there dancing around in your brain at the moment this is ridiculous
THAT IS NOT A REAL THING THAT CAN HAPPEN lmaooooo what the hell are you talking about im sorry youre grasping at really really silly straws now my reading comprehension is marking the entirety of this last reply as silly nonsense
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Unknown parent • • •cant help but think some of this notion is coming from an inability to imagine a better world
sadistic sociopaths do not appear out of thin air as such. as any person they get made into what they are by society. if society gets better - and especially if systems of abuse and coercion like compulsory schooling and cops/borders/prisons are abolished - i doubt there’ll be people developing these sorts of values
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@Li @steff this keeps happening, I keep saying "what if you need a bunch of people to decide something" and the response is "why would you want to do that"
there are plenty of reasons! Even a small city of 50000 people has to decide whether or not to invest in a recycling center for plastics or whatever. Many actions inherently require the cooperation of lots of people and potentially require making many decisions that will affect everyone, like the size of the standardized recycling bins so that the recycling machine can come pick it up.
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@steff (i am mainly saying this as a plural system, whoever ends up in front for awhile ends up practically making decisions for stuff; sometimes they try to ask the others what they want about stuff (uh, i do this(?)) but we also sometimes just kinda go do our own thing at a time-
anyway none of us really holds power over anyone, so its not really a hierarchy its kinda just we do things when they come up,
perhaps you could have some luck talking to polyfragmented plural systems here-)
but to an extent i think this might be an issue with trying to have 50,000 people trying to make a single decision making body for them; in general-
like why are you making decisions for 50,000 people? that is itself a kind of power structure to begin with
like just let them make their own decisions??
i think the issue might be that your trying to scale what is basically a hierachy to begin with which like; why are you trying to control what they do- exactly? -- the real issue i think
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@steff
hm,you could have anyone person make decisions in any given moment, like i dont know just whoever ends up having an answer first or just whoever actually goes and does the thing or .. something ends up deciding that way there is no implicit power structures are not a given,
.. also dont think we naturally do this,; but ig that'd come down to what counts as natural and that isn't something im too interested in discussing tbh, as it wouldn't be too useful-
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@steff why are you talking about a city of people as if its just one people though .. ? why are you conflating organizing with hierachy and control those are different things;
people who want to build a recycling center can go build a recycling center the people who do not want to build one can not do that; and cooperation without any given power structures behind them happens all the time;
the size of the thing is just whatever largest number someone says, since larger will inevitably fit everyone elses usecase in this situation anyway (or better yet, actually have some tolerances on the machine so you can go off standard a bit- if needed ;)
also last i checked recycling is largely a scam by plastics companies and ends up not really solving alot- it ends up using more resources than it actually saves,
we should just build things that are meant to be disposable out of bio-degradable materials
anyways
as usual; if it cant be done consentually, then it shouldn't be done-
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@steff (also at what point are you just describing 'authority of the bootmaker' -- (i.e the person who makes boots, gets to decide how the boots are made-)
which tbh i have always thought it just a bit of wordplay because i kinda feel like these are different concepts (its like comparing say, cops,to a directory tree on a computer, which is technically 'hierachical'; in the sense that there is an 'upper' tree and a 'lower' part of the tree,
but .. no folder is treated as 'greater' or 'more important' than the other folders, i.e there is no 'power' to any of them-)
(like e.g; i could always build my own boots, or i could not wear boots, as there is no real enforcement of it-- and if there isn't really enforcement then
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@steff tbh my issue is more with power and control over people than it is with organizing, im fine with people willingly organizing and making things that they think will benefit the community as a whole, and i think it makes sense to get community input on such projects,
.. we dont need government for that though .. you'd just need to (in that example you gave-) ask around what ppl think of it, and find some people who'd be willing to to try create such a thing, and then make it that way,
i just don't (really) consider that hierarchical too much, or otherwise i think your using the word in a kind of different way;
unless you try force compliance with whatever it is,
this also isn't at all what your originally said in this thread at all, but i digress,