This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollb
... Show more...This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollback procedure.
You pack away the clamp. You holster the console. You slide the keyboard into its sheath.
You leave behind only confusion.
No one knows if you were coding, gaming, or coordinating a drone strike.
You were writing poetry.
Street Art Utopia
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off all the mosques
but the costs
of life still rise
and you've built
your fortressed borders
but the NHS still dies
and the muslims are all gone
and your town's a wall of white
but corporate vultures
are still pillaging
every facet of our lives
who will you blame then?
what will you have gained?
a badge for barbarism
against a backdrop of decay.
blueberik
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in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •Candela-Fotografie 📷
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in reply to Sasha • • •@sashabilton The US is a Poland, now.
A #duopoly excludes the middle, so land-of-Poles it is!
Magnus Ahltorp
in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •I know the answer! I know the answer of who they will blame then!
Women.
Oh, wait, they already do that.
Ryszard Dzwongórski
in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •never heard anybody blaming mosques for economic problems. Maybe, massive immigration forcing wages down, but that is not limited to one group of people.
If anything, it's all about colonizing and replacing the British culture by one that is completely different and adversarial to the western values.
Osito
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in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •Xerz 💗
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in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •Nicole Parsons
in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •Billionaires fear a 99% that wakes up to the fact that blameshifting bigotry solves nothing real in their lives.
Bigotry is distraction.
It doesn't provide affordable housing.
It doesn't create jobs.
It doesn't fund public services.
It doesn't lower prices for gas or groceries.
It doesn't stop fascism in government.
It doesn't stop wars.
It doesn't stop public corruption in business.
It doesn't educate the young or support seniors.
It enriches billionaires.
Omnivore
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in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •Lokjo - a European online map
in reply to Street Art Utopia • • •I hope in the near future people will understand that the only reason which makes corporation/right wing do their thing is that millions of people keep using their products, therefor financially supporting them to make the next lobbying advertisement.
choosing local shops will get rid of this. That's why we've build a worldwide map to easily find those places, while corporate and chains are noted with a grey dot and no information appart from 'we don't support this place'.
☑️ Cath
in reply to Lokjo - a European online map • • •@lokjo Good initiative: lokjo.com/
@streetartutopia
#lokjo
Lokjo.com - Your worldwide local map
www.lokjo.comPhosphenes
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