This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollb
... Show more...This is the funniest Steam Deck accessory I’ve ever seen!
Don’t get me wrong. I understand why this keyboard/stand exists. It has a practical function.
But imagine sitting down at Starbucks. The room is full of normal laptops. Clean lines. Thin aluminum. Civilized.
You unzip a case that looks like it contains military hardware. Out comes a handheld gaming console.
Then a keyboard.
Then a clamp.
You assemble it in stages like you’re preparing to launch a small satellite.
Click. Lock. Adjust angle. Tighten mount.
The joysticks loom over your Word document like twin anti-aircraft turrets. The ABXY buttons shimmer with the promise of violence.
You begin typing your gentle coming-of-age novel.
Every paragraph is written beneath a D-pad.
Someone glances over, expecting Elden Ring. Instead they see you carefully crafting a metaphor about autumn leaves.
You nod solemnly and continue Chapter 3.
When the barista calls your name, you detach the entire contraption in reverse order like a NASA rollback procedure.
You pack away the clamp. You holster the console. You slide the keyboard into its sheath.
You leave behind only confusion.
No one knows if you were coding, gaming, or coordinating a drone strike.
You were writing poetry.
Hey Gus
in reply to e. hashman 🇵🇸 • • •reading the abstract:
*slaps the roof of the document*
We can fit so many abuse and control vectors in this mf
@SnoopJ
David Lord
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in reply to e. hashman 🇵🇸 • • •2^32 addresses is enough for any single ASN, right?
(I didn't get further than the abstract, too late to read further)
@ehashman
The Doctor
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in reply to e. hashman 🇵🇸 • • •What are we waiting for
Nelson Lopez
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in reply to e. hashman 🇵🇸 • • •that’s just IPv6 with two extra cylinders so it goes faster 💁♀️
wake me when they release an RFC for IPv11… 🙃
mg. kit
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in reply to e. hashman 🇵🇸 • • •- uses 8 in the header's version field
- "no existing device requires modification"
Why isn't it dated April 1?
Mina
in reply to e. hashman 🇵🇸 • • •my partner works for prpl foundation, so I've heard (bad things) about WiFi 6, and she skipped over 7, but told me that there's rumours of WiFi 8 already.
I didn't realise that there's a whole rat's tail of other midlife crisis sounding stuff attached to it
e. hashman 🇵🇸
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Contributors to Wikimedia projects (Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.)makefu
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