Your very clever, you built a robot that makes tea. You want to share your brilliant new robot with everyone. Everyone likes tea right? So you make it a nice mobile base and give it some arms and set it off around your town.
At every house it stops and knocks on the door. If someone answers it asks "would you like a cup of tea?"
"No thank you" They say and slam the door.
Three hours later the bot comes back, it's been round all the houses and has started again.
"NO THANK YOU" The person who lives there yells, "I don't drink tea, I'm allergic to it" you didn't think of this possibility. The bot doesn't know how to handle it so it ignore it and carries on.
Three hours later it comes back.
The person is now pissed off and calls the cops. It's operating on a public street they say there is nothing they can do about it.
Three hours later it comes back again.
This time the person follows it. All the way around it's loop. Eventually it stops back at your house to restock on water and tea bags.
They knock on your door. "Will you fucking stop your damp bot it's really annoying"
"Oh, but every one likes tea"
"I don't, I'm allergic to it."
"Huh, really?"
"Yes really, and fuck you for that tone. If it knocks on my door again I'm going to smash it."
"That would be destruction of property, I'll call the cops"
"Look just add my house to a list or something so it leaves me alone."
"It doesn't have the memory for every house in the world , I can give you a sticker to put on your front door, it'll ignore it then"
Next week someone else makes a bot that makes coffee and we start this entire cycle again.
Jan Ulrich Hasecke
in reply to Anne Roth • • •Marcie
in reply to Anne Roth • • •"it's so quiet down here/ it's a little too quiet down here", youtube.com/watch?v=1Hk4RyxA24…
Someone's dad
Passed out in the street
The windup-key worker bees
Buzz right on by
At night, he still lies
There 'cause nobody cares
Insects with briefcases ignore him
He's lying here for days
Not my problem, man
'Cause look, man, this is New York
This is New York
Now the rats are coming to feed
Every night, they bring more and more of their friends
Immune to rat poison, totally unafraid
And this is a very special treat indeed
They crawl up my pantleg; I'm too weak to move
No one hears my cries, as they start on my toes
Their teeth are like razors as they gnaw through my hands
It sure beats McDonald's, so get it while it lasts
Chew, devour
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Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour...
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"it's so quiet down here/ it's a little too quiet down here", youtube.com/watch?v=1Hk4RyxA24…
Someone's dad
Passed out in the street
The windup-key worker bees
Buzz right on by
At night, he still lies
There 'cause nobody cares
Insects with briefcases ignore him
He's lying here for days
Not my problem, man
'Cause look, man, this is New York
This is New York
Now the rats are coming to feed
Every night, they bring more and more of their friends
Immune to rat poison, totally unafraid
And this is a very special treat indeed
They crawl up my pantleg; I'm too weak to move
No one hears my cries, as they start on my toes
Their teeth are like razors as they gnaw through my hands
It sure beats McDonald's, so get it while it lasts
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour...
Num-num-num-num!
See the headline in the Post?
No one helped that poor man for a week
This is depressing
Let's talk about sports
Watch them tear that old building down
On the way home
On the way home
But when a bulldozer pops the rubble like a pimple
Volcanoes of rats swarm all over us like bees
As big as a cat, not afraid to chase people
Or nibble on the wipers and vinyl roofs of cars
People are panicking, the cops have all fled
A shotgun will only kill one at a time
And it won't be the last time we run for our lives
From those teeth sinking into our arms and legs
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour...
Mmm, mmm, good
City fathers see a bright future ahead
Where the poor no longer exist
Drive the neighborhood people
Away from their homes
Paint 'em over and quadruple the rent
Isolate the undesirables in places like Harlem
Our Sowetos without walls
If they won't go away
Cops smash their heads
Like they did in Tompkins Square
These stories give me the creeps
I hope I didn't miss that last train
Some smart-ass plastered
Life-size pictures of rats
On the walls of the subway station
Funny joke
It's so quiet down here
It's a little too quiet down here
Who's that across the tracks?
Smoldering eyes are glaring up at me
Inching closer and closer, almost laughing out loud
The train finally comes, but it won't even stop
Not here, not tonight
I'm off in an hour, I don't wanna get involved
With some guy in a suit fighting rats off his face
Just leave 'em to the night, they'll be gone the next day
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour
Chew, chew, devour, devour...
Mmm!
Chew
Jello Biafra - Topic (YouTube)Fenix
in reply to Anne Roth • • •Mark likes this.
Dieu
in reply to Fenix • • •That seems perfectly justified.
@anneroth @cavallette
Sabot Media
in reply to Anne Roth • • •And this is exactly why the loss of A/I can't be treated as some niche problem for the nerds.
We’ve been tracing how a 25-year-old autonomous infrastructure project ended up here, and what its loss means for everyone who depends on infrastructure outside corporate control:
sabot.media/post/kirk-to-ai
Let us have a thousand servers.
Ed Clinton
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in reply to Anne Roth • • •Khleedril
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in reply to Khleedril • • •Toni Aittoniemi
in reply to Anne Roth • • •Not a judge, a court, or jury had anything to say about it.
Europe is not sovereign, we are a client state of the USA.
nilskidoo
in reply to Anne Roth • • •Franceska Mann
in reply to Anne Roth • • •Shut trump down
Is he dead yet?
Sammy 🏴☠️
in reply to Anne Roth • • •djsumdog
in reply to Anne Roth • • •David
in reply to djsumdog • • •barbra
in reply to Anne Roth • • •So set up an AlterNIC. It's been done before.
Because even when the problem isn't DNS, it's ALWAYS DNS!
David
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